Thanks Mrs. A. I am doing well here in "Buckeye land" although it does smell a bit and not surprisingly the closer you get to the horseshoe, the fouler the smell!
I hope you are recovering well from your evening! Aw yes the drunk dialing, always fun while you're doing it, not so great the morning after. Usually filled with thoughts of "I can't believe I did that and how could I be so stupid!" Glad you resisted the urge to head down that road. Seems to me that you might be in need of a DB name change to help you begin the process of moving on down the road. Dropping the "Mrs." would be a start. Happy 4th!