> Favorite Animal > > > > Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried > chicken." > > > She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in > the class laughed. > > My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken > is my favorite animal. > > I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of > PETA. > > He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and > beef. > > Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what > happened, and he laughed too. > Then he told me not to do it again. > > The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. > I told her it was chicken. > > > She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it > was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the > principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. > > I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher > doesn't like it when I am. > > Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. > > I told her, "Colonel Sanders". > > Guess where I am now... >
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