> Favorite Animal
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> Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
> chicken."
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> She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in
> the class laughed.
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> My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken
> is my favorite animal.
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> I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of
> PETA.
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> He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and
> beef.
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> Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
> happened, and he laughed too.
> Then he told me not to do it again.
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> The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
> I told her it was chicken.
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> She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it
> was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the
> principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
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> I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
> doesn't like it when I am.
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> Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
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> I told her, "Colonel Sanders".
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> Guess where I am now...
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Me 48
X's vary
S 27
S 18
Back with high school sweety after 30 years..