Your saying your last penetrative act was 15 years ago? No way.
How do you mean "no way"? As in, "I don't believe that", or as in "that's amazing and unusual"?
Am I setting a record on the Divorcebusting forum? Do I get a prize?! Do I get bonus points for being HD?
Yeah, it's been so long now that my memory of it has faded, and I've gotten really curious about what it's like to have intercourse, not to mention a woman having an orgasm which I've never experienced.
And yeah, when I review what I've written above, and think about it -- yep, I think my marriage qualifies as bona fide SSM!
