What I might write:

Bad relationships teach what to avoid. Good relationships on what to embrace.

Perfection of body is not a criteria; respecting who you are is.

Kicking dogs, not doing something for your mother on Mother's Day, and spending more time checking yourself out in the mirror than it takes to get ready are not so good.

Being actively involved with your children (if you have them), not having your couch custom molded to your posterior and having snorted while laughing at least once in your life (soda through the nose is an acceptable alternative) all get you somewhere.

Me? Beginning a friendship is more important than acting on lust. No microwave soul mates need apply.