>SUNDAY MORNING SEX > >Sunday Morning Sex - I will never hear church bells ringing >again without smiling... > Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, >Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old >grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had >died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were > making love on Sunday morning." > >Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years >old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.. >"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. > > "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best >time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was >just >the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply > in on the Ding and out on the Dong." > >She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive >if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"
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