>SUNDAY MORNING SEX
>
>Sunday Morning Sex - I will never hear church bells ringing
>again without smiling...
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
>Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
>grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
>died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were
> making love on Sunday morning."
>
>Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years
>old having sex would surely be asking for trouble..
>"Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
>
> "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best
>time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was
>just
>the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply
> in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
>
>She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
>if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!"


Me 48
X's vary
S 27
S 18
Back with high school sweety after 30 years..