My UFO (unbelievably fabulous observations)

[figgeroni]

next time lick her....
it shocks the bejeepers out of them and then smile and say
i love you



my mom did it to me one time and I think my jaw is still somewhere on the floor

I was a raving lunatic about something or other and she grabbed my face, licked my cheek and said I love you and walked away

look at me, remember ing it even 24 years later

took the wind right out of those sails