The Court of King Caractacus

[lees]

Today a piece of genius song spoof occurred spontaneously during our jam session. We are thinking of doing some more and going public!

To be sung to KT Tunstall's Heal Over

It isn't very difficult to see why
You are the way you are
Doesn't take a genius to realise
That sometimes life is hard
It's gonna take time
But you'll just have to wait
You're gonna be fine
But in the meantime

Come over here matey
Let me pour your beers away
Come a little nearer baby
Coz you'll keel over
Keel over
Keel over to-day

And I wanna hear you tell yourself
That these binges are in the past
You know that you don’t need that last ‘top shelf’
‘cause that head pain’s gonna last
Everybody heaves alone
But we can stagger side by side
Even if you bail
You know the landlord doesn’t mind
Come over here matey.......

Don't hold on but don't let go
I know it's so hard
You've got to try to hit the pan
I know it's so hard, so hard

Come over here matey
Let me poor your beers away
Come a little nearer baby
Coz you'll keel over, keel over, keel over to-day