Recent Events, Pseudo-Accomplishments, and Ways To Have Fun:

*do yard work (does not fall in the "Ways To Have Fun" category)
*spend time with acquaintances who run an exotic animal rescue sanctuary; enjoy quality moments with kinkajou, binturong, Australian cockatoo, Egyptian fruit bat, prairie dog, Burmese python, fennec fox (pictures proudly displayed on the alt)
*take two coworkers/friends to laughter yoga and allow them to enjoy the sheer foolishness of it all; risk male friend never speaking to me again
*purchase two new fish for newly created aquatic environment
*hang towel hook and curtain rod ALL BY MYSELF; fortunately had tub of spackle on hand to patch seven or so extra holes I drilled (may outsource hanging of two new towel racks as I am almost out of spackle)
*anger father by suggesting that I paint my kitchen cabinets (such a ridiculous suggestion on my part evidently warranted the angry blue-eyed gaze and vertical eyebrows I received)
*begin to add, arrange, and/or rearrange lovely decorative accents (have been acquiring things for several months--or a few years, in a couple cases--and now have time to find best places for them): pieces of art from local artists plus a few reproduction pieces; adorable tabletop wrought iron chairs; planter filled with moss spheres; dragon nightlight (excellent purchase, as I was born in the year of the dragon--check out www.shopwildthings.com for crazy items, including nightlight); hanging candle holders for outdoor garden; vintage keys (set of 7) to hang on wall; cute hand towels that match duvet
*request free DVD from Sleep Number Bed people and consider doing in-home 30-day trial; figure out a way to pay to get to keep magic bed once it gets here
*sunbathe on back deck; make sunbathing more comfortable by taking box fan and spray bottle of water outside, too

And now, for the greatest purchase I've made recently----

Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

Pure hilarity. I've laughed myself silly. The title spoke to me (for obvious reasons), and it has not disappointed me. Check it out.

More events and pseudo-accomplishments to come.