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he is out of my league of course....I have ot stop crushing on guys out of my league!

Ah, well, there it is, you see.

Let me hip you to some Double-Nought Secret Agenty Spy Stuff -- with very few exceptions, men ALWAYS feel like they're operating without a net. We don't see "league" where you see league.

Another Double-Nought Secret Agenty Spy Thang -- with very few exceptions, men are ALWAYS dumb-drooling-dog grateful for female attention.

Just because he's a cardiologist doesn't mean he's "out of your league." Just means he spent a lot of time in school.

Why just this evening at Overpriced Boutique Grocery Store, a fine-looking Sugar gave me some fluttery eyes, and I almost passed out -- Why, I'd NEVER get someone as hot as her! So, naturally, I wigged-out and got very, very interested in the frozen vegetables.

Silly rabbit, kicks are for twits. She managed to navigate her way around the store for the next 10 minutes, such that she always managed to be coming from the opposite direction in the aisle, always managing to flutter her eyes and give me a little smile.

Four words. Hi, I'm Smiley's Person. That's all it would've taken. Four words.

*Sigh* On the other hand, I did get an awful lot of frozen soy beans....

Dumb-A** Man Syndrome -- it isn't just for obtuse husbands, you know.