You aren't allowed to date until you have cards printed up to be presented to the datee on first meeting:
"Hi, I'm Wii. Please be advised that although I have been separated for years, I have made no effort to pursue a divorce nor do I plan too. Furthermore, many of the roles reserved for "significant other" are already filled by my wife, and I have no plans to change that either. But, I'd really love for you to amuse me for awhile."
