I pride myself on keeping up with current events. That's why I subscribe to Us Weekly, the classy celebrity news rag.

This week's issue has a story about Kendra and her sex tape nightmare. As I was flipping through, I came to a page titled, "Hank Speaks!" I wanted to know if Kendra's husband had anything to say, and I didn't event get past the first paragraph. Here's what it says, exactly as it appears in the magazine.

"Kendra's husband tells Us how he really feels about the tape

On the rocks? Hardly. 'You don't just rent a husband or wife for the good times,' Kendra's hubby, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett, tells Us. 'It's for better or worse.' In other words, he's proudly standing by his wife through all the sex-tape drama."

If I didn't have so much restraint, then I'd send this to H so that he could see it, too!

I have a new-found respect for the man who married a former Playboy mansion resident.