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Hmmmmmmm. Good point. Then I guess a few ice cubes in the tank would help? laugh

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I'll just stick to the tropicals!

I am getting the itch, now.

Darn it!

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Originally Posted By: Virtually_Handsome
The tank is big, as you know, a little clumsy won't hurt!


You say that now. After you take me to the ER to get the glass shards removed from my arms and legs, you might change your mind.

[Have you forgotten the picture I posted on the alt? The bars where I got my leg stuck last week? I VOLUNTARILY put my leg through there. Keep that in mind when you ask for my help.]

You'll have fish by the end of the weekend. I can feel it.

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HOW TO BLOW GRANDMOTHER'S MIND------

Show her an iPhone.

Grandmother mentioned wanting to go to the beach, and I asked where. She mentioned a specific area, and I started to map it on the iPhone.

She was transfixed, enthralled, and speechless (but not for long).

Grandmother still insists it can't POSSIBLY be a telephone. No telephone in the world can do what I showed her. She says it's a tiny pocket computer. In a way, I guess she's right. It just happens to make and receive phone calls, too. It also has the word "phone" in its name, but I can't fight her on the "it's not a telephone" thing. I won't win.

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Even I say it's a computer with a built in phone. There's not really any arguing it.

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I guess old people are just baffled by iPhones.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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come on. I was shocked by the way an iphone screen gets bigger and smaller when i first saw it. and i'm not a grandma. i'm just over it now. i went around shocking people of all ages with mine

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and she's right about that "pocket computer" bit. ha

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Originally Posted By: Number 8
I guess old people are just baffled by iPhones.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Excuse me....
I'm not even 50 yet! cry eek

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Originally Posted By: rr22
come on. I was shocked by the way an iphone screen gets bigger and smaller when i first saw it. and i'm not a grandma. i'm just over it now. i went around shocking people of all ages with mine


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and she's right about that "pocket computer" bit. ha


Okay. You've made some valid points. It's an amazing device. I just think that maybe grandmother was a few minutes away from thinking there was some sort of voodoo magic on it.

Her face was priceless.

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