"Yeah, I am going to be "The most interesting man in the world"
Don't do this if you plan to get her back. In fact, stop thinking about getting her back. Start thinking about your needs for a change. Ignore her ranting. You don't need to be a d*ck about things with her, just be matter of fact.
You say it's like playing poker with her. Well showing that you don't care one way or the other and just being neutral will drive her nuts. Start living your life for now but protect your assets.
M-43 W-40 2D - 9 and 5
Emotion, yet peace. Ignorance, yet knowledge. Passion, yet serenity. Chaos, yet harmony. Death, yet a new life.