Does it have an amusement park? You could call it "Divorceland" with a highflying rollercoaster ride! You could have a guy who by just by looking at you can guess the details of your Separation Agreement! How about "the Incredible Disappearing Wife" act...A house of Horrors set up like a court room. No amusement park is complete without a stage show, how about a classic play like "There's No Room For Daddy".This could be a virtual gold mine, Emerald Island could become a tourist haven.
