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[Barkley]

"Well, the fun started almost immediately: Put on different clothes, you can't wear those shoes, we don't have any sunscreen, she can't find the soft cooler, we don't have any plastic water bottles to take along, on and on. We didn't have to leave for an hour and had plenty of time to get ready and pick up what we needed.

We get to the game, got our free food that was included with the tickets and she started getting calls and txt on her phone. Told the kids to hurry up and eat and was constantly on them about something. I asked her about the phone calls. She said her friend at work, who's husband died about a month ago, didn't show up for work or call the night before and she was worried about her. Some other girls at work were calling and trying to get a hold of her, too. So, the whole night she was on the damn phone. Said she should have just went to her house. I asked why she didn't. She said she didn't want to make me mad. Yeah, right. That's never stopped her before."


Are you sure we are not married to the same woman?