Um ..... no. My experience was a very well thought out, and much prayed about situation. It's not like I invited my husband over or went to where he was and just jumped his bones like some horny broad. Much discussion took place prior to our making up and making love.
Your Daddy's suggestions appeared to be the wishful thinking of some dude sitting behind a computer waiting for some salacious tale so he could spank the monkey - and I'm sure that's exactly what he did when he read my post. But hey - more power to him if he's giving himself a handjob. I guess it's better than nothing at all, right?
