OK, I'm gonna stop bitching! I just got this email from my brother and I'll share it because his misery makes me happy!
"I woke up this morning and went to take my morning leak. When I flushed I discovered that someone took a massive dump and clogged the toilet!! Sh!t was all over the place. I quickly grabbed the plunger to unclog the toilet, only to discover the plunger is broken. It took me an hour to get the toilet unclogged and all the sh!t cleaned up!
After the mess was cleaned up, I thought would enjoy a relaxing coffee on the deck. I have attached a picture of what welcomed me for my morning coffee.
Yes it was a dead, smelly squirrel. I then decided to go back to bed and start the day over again. You got to love relaxing Sundays!!!!"
