Random thought for the day: Dealing with someone in the depths of mid-life crisis is a beeeeeeeeeeyotch. Getting divorced by someone in the depths of mid-life crisis is a beeeeeeeeeeyotch-on-wheels.
S10: [Tenuously] Daddy?
SP Himself: Yo!
S10: Can I ask you something about the divorce that confuses me?
SP Himself: Always, Big Man!
S10: Why does Mommy say that thanks to you she's going to die alone?
SP Himself: [Pulling it out of his a**] Welllllllll ummmmmmmm ooooooookayee. Well, pal, I can't read your mother's mind, so I can't really say why she would say this or that. But I guess that's her point-of-view. Everyone has points-of-view on everything, and all we can do is look inside ourselves at our points-of-view and try to understand them for ourselves.
S10: Are you going to die alone?
SP Himself: Not as long as I have you, buster.
S10: [Seemingly satisfied] Okay.
Ho. Lee. Shnikees. Everytime -- Every.Freakin.Time -- I think she's taken the cake, she finds a new cake to take.
