I'M BACK!!

To my two or three regular readers, please forgive my absence. There are a few reasons for my being away:

*I have no concept of time. I am often unaware of the passage of time. That comes with being a scatterbrain.
*I spent several days painting my bedroom. I was enthusiastic on the first coat of the first wall. The rest was tortuous. It's done, though! 400+ square feet--finished!! Most, if not all, of the paint is out of my hair now, too. I'm also clumsy.
*H was here for a bit on Sunday. He moved out a few of the boxes. He did not take all of them, and he's nowhere NEAR having all his possessions packed. I did not ask him when he was coming back to get other boxes or when he would be back to pack more things. I just skipped around in a cute skirt and tank top and let him do his thing.
*I SPENT SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY FAMILY. I have stories from these events: time with grandmother (Saturday), time with grandmother (Sunday), and family dinner at father's on Memorial Day (Monday). Oh. My. Gosh. My entire weekend was an exercise in patience.

I'm going to respond to a few posts and then describe in painstaking detail the memorable but cringe-worthy family togetherness. Grandmother has a prominent role in the stories, but lunatic uncle makes an appearance, too.

Stay tuned, small handful of readers.