"forrest. i so need to vent."

Ok.. my turn.

I don't want another crazy post. I don't want to keep digging. so i'll cut to the chase.

Lets buy a house then. How much house can you afford?

We need to find you a guy. What do you like in a man?

I suspect you want a guy that is gonna turn it loose on ya. Gonna show you how it's done. Does he have to have hair?

Does he have to be "sporty"?

Are we just after the Love him and leave him?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prmmCg5bKxA

Does that fit?

Can the sperm bank guarantee you privacy?

Or.. is that a concern?

We done yet?

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Off we go...

GG.. D4MIL.. LostPhil.. whoever you are..

I am not here to DB you.

And.. you are wasting my time.

The choice is.. and always has been.. yours.

Here.. say it with me..

"My reactions. Are my Responsibility."

I take full responsibility for my actions here.. in this post. I know.. they are "Emotional". But to be honest with you.. I Don't care.

Cause.. you asked for them.

You talk about how there is no plan.

But.. you don't wanna hear the plan.

I heard your plan. I read it.. I voiced my opinion.

DB.com allows for you to test your plan.

So I say.. go for it. Do it all.

Forrest Gump.. seal of approval on it all.

Buy a house.

Have sex with "someone".

Fight for what is yours.

Show him you can do your own thing.

Be the gold digger.

Sit across the table and give him and his L the look.

If you need help with planning any of this out.. let me know.

I am behind you 100%

All I ask in return.. is that in 6 months to a year you come back and post where you are. Honestly.. I suspect you won't come back and post. Prove me wrong.

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Cupcakes.. a simple thing like cupcakes.. throw you for a loop.

Lemme just point out.. that the loop happened even before you baked them.

My Reactions.. Are my Responsibility.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHXVp0-fzCc

Where are you now?

You keep talking about BFF.. but I can't see it.

You are watching it rain with your umbrella.. way in the distance.

You can't..


Relax
Eat
Think
Act normal
React.. Smartly.
Do something different.
Emulate.
Do Work.

Lets get "RETARDED" in here.