Well here's mine

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It is truly frustrating. She is going to visit her sister in Tampa in a week (for a week). If nothing has changed by the time she gets back, I think I will initiate a seperation discussion

Really?!

I just have to say - Bark - new bra size, text messages, out with BFFs til all hours and now...a trip to visit family? Plus no progress on the R? Are you sure you don't want to look into this more carefully?

If you tell me she's purchased new undies for this trip, too, I'm going to have to come over there and put you in a headlock!

I smell a rat.
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