Well, lets keep thinking then. The best solutions are usually very well hidden!
If you look under "gigs" under the LA area of Craiglist often you will find people look for immediate help (landscapers, catering companies, movers and so on). Perhaps you can pick up a few "gigs" to at least get the "legal fund" started.
Do you have any old gold? Gold is selling for a decent price right now and many jewelers are buying it left and right.
