Great ones, J! It's almost like they all got the same brain tumor or something, ya know?

Actually though, I think Historia Corruptus is a great term for one of the other eerily common syndromes they get...the one where the entire R is rewritten in a negative way: "I never loved you, we have never been happy, we just aren't compatible".

Then later, after reconciling, they didn't mean any of what they said, don't remember saying those things: "I never stopped loving you, it wasn't about you, yada yada yada".

Hmmm...maybe the brain tumor causes selective amnesia too!