Hey, good news! The other day I slammed the trunk of my car on my head...it's not funny, it hurt...and today the scab came off my forehead! I'm a new man, it's like a metamorphosis took place and now no one will ever ask me again "what happened to your head", I was tired of saying "cut myself shaving". Let freedom ring!! Oops, I'm supposed to be meditating. Gotta go.
