Oh, yes. Classy friends are capable of tackiness and crass behavior but managed to hold it together in chic restaurant.
Originally Posted By: mindfull
Originally Posted By: Number 8
Black best friend too sassy to take to any kind of yoga
Laughter Yoga? This is wrong... just wrong... And, I'm w/Black best friend. Too dam* quiet. Too dam* focused. We just can't unleash our inner sass in a yoga studio. I tried once... Couldn't stand on one leg, too busy thinking about the Target run on the way home.
Mindfull, quiet and focus seem to be DIScouraged at laughter yoga. And no one was required to stand on one leg (good thing, since I'm clumsy on top of being scatterbrained). We WERE required to prance around with pretend feathers. Prancing is good for someone who does not have much natural balance. It allows you the freedom of stumbling and/or tripping in your sock feet. This brings up another requirement--no shoes at laughter yoga. Everyone knows shoes are NOT funny.
Originally Posted By: mindfull
Originally Posted By: Number 8
Saturday afternoon: *pedicure and Chelsea Handler book *Target trip *quality time with iPod and lawnmower
Nix the lawnmower, and you have a perfect day, according to Mindfull... I have to get that new Chelsea Handler book. She, quite possibly, could hang w/us.
I reeeeeaaaaaallllly agree that we would be friends with Chelsea. Please get this book. It starts off with a bang (Chelsea discovering "the feeling" and then her quest to get a Cabbage Patch doll, which involves convincing her father to spend the money on one). It only gets better from there. Also, if you haven't read My Horizontal Life (her first one), I highly recommend it. Pure smutty enjoyment.
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Saturday night sounds divine!!!! What's wrong w/a few fanny slaps when harboring a depressed H? NOTHING! Stick your rear back out and enjoy. LOVE that the black best friend asked you to stop dancing. It has happened to me a time or two... usually after I start the head spins. I, just plain, do not listen, though, and continue...
Ha! Black best friend's comments sounded a little something like this: "Stop it. Stop. It. Now. Get over here. I said GET over here. Uh uh. Uh uh. No. Not just no, but hell, no. Come here. Now sit down, and don't get back up. Oh, you think you might need something? Then I'll get it for you. Keep your @$$ in that seat."
Originally Posted By: mindfull
Originally Posted By: Number 8
*ate burger, fries, and milkshake for dinner
It's about time you ate, for crying out loud...
I was all out of birdseed and sugar water. I had to eat SOMETHING.
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OK, on the Chats w/Father and Grandmother...
First of all, I just love that you wish him a Happy Mother's Day. LOL Appropriate!
What's funnier about this is that after I wished him a happy mother's day, he said, "Thank ye, baby doll." [Please note that I have used "ye" instead of "you" to account for regional pronunciation.]
Originally Posted By: mindfull
Originally Posted By: Number 8
Father uses H's name like it's a swear word or horribly offensive term.
That's his job, ma'am.
I didn't realize it, but you're right. A father's work is never done.
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My H uses HUH in the same manner as your Father. Nix the idea of Father and I bonding if he doesn't lose that habit!
I think you'll find it more endearing with my father. He's using those piercing blue eyes to stare a hole through you, and please don't forget that you're not expected to answer. Even if you did answer, he won't listen, and no answer will be the answer he wants to hear, anyway.
Originally Posted By: mindfull
Originally Posted By: Number 8
*father asked, "When's it gonna rain again? Put his $h!+ outside! Tell him to COME ON!!"
I love this man.
THEN YOU'LL LOVE THIS-------
Father's most recent advice? "GET RID OF HIM! Throw this one back. You don't need this sumbi+ch. Throw him back. You can catch another one."
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TEN, there's a lot of freakin' reckoning going on... And, how dare you intrude on Grandmother's booty call!
I've just learned this morning that she has consented to have a meal with us this evening. After dinner, however, she's heading back to boyfriend's house to shack up with him again.
Originally Posted By: mindfull
Originally Posted By: Number 8
Mindfull has ALL the best ideas!
Oh, God, you're doomed if you follow my lead! But, you'll have a hell of a lot of fun!
I'm already in too deep. But this summer is gonna rock. You'll visit, rr and I are thinking about a human/dog camping trip, and hot cops have reissued the offer for friends and me to do a ride-along one night.
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We really need to catch up, ya know?
After my excruciating family dinner, I'll have some time to chat. I'll need to vent after that, especially if boyfriend and lunatic uncle join us.
