OK, here's option 2. If you're really determined to be Hot Romeo I recommend the Mail Order Bride route. You can order a half dozen and have a date every night except Sundays, of course. If you order in bulk you get a break on postage and handling. Now, you'll need to set some criteria and I'd go with women who DON'T speak any English and wear deoderant. Once you decide on which one will be the next Mrs. Romeo you can give the others away as Christmas gifts therefore by-passing the malls at Christmas time, every mans dream. Btw, don't you worry about those human trafficking laws, jail time is just a threat they use to scare you! Besides, wouldn't finding true love be worth every minute of it? Let me know how it goes!
