Just go for a walk, hit something and then complain about hitting it wrong. : )
Just kidding. Golf is a game of perfection.
Too OCD for me though.
Perfection is unattainable, according to Tin Cup.
I play horribly, but that shot when you hit it right..... oh, does it feel good!
OK, I was dry_heat, since in Arizona we have.... dry heat! Then a former moderator was having a little fun one day... a regular poster on my thread called me "Handsome", and I became Virtually_Handsome. If I come up with a better name, I might change it, as it might make people think I have a bit of an excessive ego, but for now, there it is!