Jack, you made me smile - really smile. Thanks. Yes, I really like you men. Maybe I should keep my posts shorter to attract more men to my posts.
Yes, I have a goal... and no, candy doesn't equal... wait, does it???? Umm, no, it doesn't equal love. LOL.
Hmmm, oil settlements, num num num (said in my best - OK, worst, Homer Simpson "doughnut" tone)
I'm going to make a commitment to NOT eat any more candy or sugar until I'm down 40 pounds from here... Excepting ice cream... can't give up ice cream, but only twice a month.
Hate cinnamon... is that why he left the bedroom because of my new cinnamon-sugar bedtime scent? I thought it was because his claws were getting tired from having to be out all the time clinging to the edge of the mattress.
OK, going to bed tonight in my new, silky nighty and covered in PEPPER!
Well first off...don't get upset if your planned expectation doesn't work out...just bring your own boyfriend.
IF you are refering to poking an MLCer just for fun...
I would have to question your desire to make this trip as short as YOU possibly can make it.
And no I am not saying you have any control...wait a second...hold the presses...YOU DO actually have some control on the ammount of MLC time they spend in there...you can make it longer. : )
But not shorter. : )
So you CAN poke the tiger...
I seldom say "I told you so"
but I'll be tempted. : )
Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn. - C.S. Lewis
Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans
Listen without defending; Speak without offending - FaithinAK
I don't often post to women because I cannot relate, your way of thinking is...
strange to me.
For example.
My wife...a 30 minute story to tell me that her new shoes got dirty.
Me?
A sentence...filled with cursing.
: )
That is partially true. I tend not to because I know I am rough and blunt and not many guys like it. I am not soft and friendly. I do not like making people feel worse, but I do like helping people think for themselves.
To me, it seems like women (not all) want a shoulder to cry on and for someone to tell them, its ok.
And, I see the need and help of crying, but I'd rather have the shoulder to help me stand as I move forward...crying or not. Down the road HAS GOT to be better than the crappy place that makes you cry and if it isn't down the road further has to.
: )
Experience is a brutal teacher, but you learn. My God, do you learn. - C.S. Lewis
Life is usually all about how you handle Plan B. - Jack3Beans
Listen without defending; Speak without offending - FaithinAK
Dang it all, just when it was getting fun. MLCer is out for the night on a super secret foray anyway... DSD just called me to let me know. It seems the playful mood is in the air tonight at the Healed household - she poked the tiger for a bit (and no, I did not tell her to. But I did laugh at her for it... I have decided to let her and H have their own R without my interference, as long as it's not hurting her) She asked repeatedly where he was going in different, funny ways, but he just kept saying "I have errands to run." LOLOL - if she was my child, I'd say she's a chip off the old block.
Sometimes I wonder if he's CIA and not MLC. Super secret missions on Wednesday nights that will take until tomorrow morning... hmmm, he does do karate.
I sneeze at too much pepper, so probably for the best.
Jack, I'm one of those strange women. I always say to people, I'm not a girl, I'm a ME. I don't fit into definitions of gender... the only girl in a large family of boys, maybe that's why I really like it when you and the other blunt guys post to me. Not saying I don't like the soft touch also. I have moments when I want to hear poor baby... but they're few and far between.
However, being in a playful mood tonight, take this as it was meant... maybe the women like it when you're around being blunt because it feels so good when you LEAVE... LOL.
Yes, I really like you men. Maybe I should keep my posts shorter to attract more men to my posts. 