Black best friend too sassy to take to any kind of yoga)
Laughter Yoga? This is wrong... just wrong... And, I'm w/Black best friend. Too dam* quiet. Too dam* focused. We just can't unleash our inner sass in a yoga studio. I tried once... Couldn't stand on one leg, too busy thinking about the Target run on the way home.
Originally Posted By: Number 8
Saturday afternoon: *pedicure and Chelsea Handler book *Target trip *quality time with iPod and lawnmower
Nix the lawnmower, and you have a perfect day, according to Mindfull... I have to get that new Chelsea Handler book. She, quite possibly, could hang w/us.
Saturday night sounds divine!!!! What's wrong w/a few fanny slaps when harboring a depressed H? NOTHING! Stick your rear back out and enjoy. LOVE that the black best friend asked you to stop dancing. It has happened to me a time or two... usually after I start the head spins. I, just plain, do not listen, though, and continue...
Originally Posted By: Number 8
*ate burger, fries, and milkshake for dinner
It's about time you ate, for crying out loud...
OK, on the Chats w/Father and Grandmother...
First of all, I just love that you wish him a Happy Mother's Day. LOL Appropriate!
Originally Posted By: Number 8
Father uses H's name like it's a swear word or horribly offensive term.
That's his job, ma'am.
My H uses HUH in the same manner as your Father. Nix the idea of Father and I bonding if he doesn't lose that habit!
Originally Posted By: Number 8
*father asked, "When's it gonna rain again? Put his $h!+ outside! Tell him to COME ON!!"
I love this man.
TEN, there's a lot of freakin' reckoning going on... And, how dare you intrude on Grandmother's booty call!
Originally Posted By: Number 8
Mindfull has ALL the best ideas!
Oh, God, you're doomed if you follow my lead! But, you'll have a hell of a lot of fun!
We really need to catch up, ya know?
Me-46, D-21, S15, S13
After many years w/my head in the sand... I FILED Divorced 6/2011
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
