"Did you get your MIL a mother's day gift? If you haven't, I would say it's not too late...oh boy...I don't know--maybe it is--gift people are picky about these things (anyone out there a gift person??) Think of it from H's POV, NOT MIL's."

Don't do it. At this point.. it becomes an after-thought.


Relax
Eat
Think
Act normal
React.. Smartly.
Do something different.
Emulate.
Do Work.

Lets get "RETARDED" in here.