it's called a sense of humor, get one, it's good for the soul, people tend to be attracted to people that make them smile, laugh, feel good, etc.
I get it bro, maybe you're a little angry about your situation and/or confused and maybe you want answers, results, directions, inspiration, action, whatever it is you're looking for, maybe take a breath and relax a bit, being angry isn't going to help your situation anytime soon.
As for the name calling and attitude, you're being a bit of a jerk, keep it up and you're going to alienate yourself on these forums but do what you want to do, I can't control you and wouldn't want to even if I could.