"Who is this new Gardener? Not sure, but he's feeling pretty damn good lately."
Gardener,
You did two -- not one, but two -- things to me as I was reading your post. First, you brought a tear to my eye, when you brought that one lady a single rose back. (a joyful tear). Second, when you complimented the second lady and she GAVE YOU HER phone number. Wow wee! Ain't you DA man?!!!
I was just about to rush over to the other universe and give you my phone number.
