You are doing so great...h is SO pushing your buttons and you're not responding! What a strong person you ARE!!!
Keep on not letting him get to you...don't forget that he may just be testing your stamina -- yah, it sounds crappy but who knows -- maybe he's thinking "wow..I wonder if this woman can really forgive what I've done?" and out comes the test sheet.
If he keeps this up for more than a week I'd say you might want to "invest" in some 180s...laughing and wiping faux tears from your eyes when he says something doofusy, making a giant old googly eye face at him, etc...but FOR NOW.."as if" is perfect...maybe an arm squeeze or a kiss on the cheek for the most assinine of comments (done while you're breezing out of the room and away from the convo).
Sage
Relax. Appreciate. Be calm. Laugh. Enjoy. Be secure. Be loving. Be loved. Don't personalize. Don't ASSume. Accept. Be grateful.