A) Our friend's nickname is "Master of the Obvious", aka MOTO. I shall refer to Fergie henceforth as "Captain", which for some reason reminds me of the Captain Morgan tagline, "Got a little captain in ya?"
B) The 'mottled' descriptor was quite impressive. I knew exactly what to picture when I read that! Sounds like you looked cute!! I have on some trouser shorts myself today, cinnamon-ish colored (brown but not quite brown)...
C)Good luck to your son, sounds like the doc has a good handle on things.
D)I would serve at the apartment. Just enough of a "GOTCHA SUCKER" feel to it. Besides, I am SURE he will be contacting you after that and you can have your conversation then. The only downsides are 1)You don't get to see the look on his face and 2)You miss the creative stories he may give if you confronted him at home--"Apartment? There is no apartment, are you crazy?" Oh the lies they try to tell when they are caught!
Glad you are focusing on you. Take care girl. And seriously, once school is out for summer I will be taking one of Dan's week's with the kids to come visit. And you can take me to Madison...