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cire, WHERE do you find these?! Nevermind, just keep posting them!

Hope all is happy and healthy in Cire-land smile

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89 year old woman and her 45 yr old car


Ford motor company could get some real "mileage" in advertising from this gal.

89 year old woman drives her 45 yr old Comet car 540,000 miles with same engine.

This video is awesome. You'll appreciate a few things this lady does and says.
This is a GREAT story about an 89 year-old woman and the car she has owned for 45 years.
ENJOY ! A real Classic--the woman and the car






http://growingbolder.com/media/technology/vehicles/romancing-the-road-259598.html#content_tabs


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That was great! feel it will be me and my jeep,only its not my choice that I am stuck w/ my car lol
Thanks for sharing !


Be Happy for this Moment,
This Moment is your Life


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Proof that Men Have Better Friends..



Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.



Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


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GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO



A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He
slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you re member
about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys ;helped
us? . I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!" God loves drunk people too.

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.


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Tinkle





A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a
healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in
tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a tinkle and this bullet
came out,' replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. 'Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.' Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years
ago..

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay' said the Mom, 'I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out.'

'No,' said the boy, 'I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'


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OK, everyone admit it, who's all been there??



I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."


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6 TRUTHS OFLIFE


1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time.





















2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

















3. And discover #1 is a lie.











4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.




5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.




6. There is still a stupid smile on your face





I apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company

You now have 2 options...delete it or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today


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I should put all of these together and save them for when I am down in the dumps! You are awesome. thanks for always making me smile if not laugh.

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