Originally Posted By: mindfull
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You need to stop updating about dear ol' Dad... It's bad for my computer screen. I can't drink Coke Zero AND read your updates.

Can I borrow him?

BTW... Fergie is sad you haven't visited. Get on that, will ya? Or I'll consume your watered down drink already!


He's all yours to borrow. I hope you have plenty of patience, feel ready to accept any of his suggestions, and aren't attached to your hearing.

Ah, Fergie. I haven't forgotten him. I actually had to work today, so I'm behind on all my social networking opportunities. I'll go there ASAP.

And a drink threat? That's cold hearted.