Deep, dark, ugly thoughts that I don't want

[dday101798]

LOL, I like the show, but hate how it is hand fed to all ages when it certainly is not appropriate as such.

Anyway, I thought of this on a break:

Why a dog is a man's best friend, we envy them:

If a dog violates the bondship of his master by doing wrong, say craps on the floor, he know it will be ok. His master will come in, see the wrong doing he has created, get his ass beat, and wallow off out of sight. But, it will all be ok, so long as the next morning, he brings his master the paper with a big I love you man look. (If said dog can fetch beers, the 'forgiveness process is expedited much more quickly).

Men, on the other hand, never know what to expect in the form of reaction to their wrong doing, too many variables. To further complicate things, there are equally too many variables to deteremine how to make their wrong doing up to the woman they've upset.

But, we can fetch beers