A)The incredible shrinking Ferg? Are you buffing up and slimming down? smile B)One good tug and it's coming down--is that your pickup line for the gal you're dating? wink
I am slimming down. Not so sure about the buffing up part
My pickup line is "Hey. There is room under this kilt for both of us.."
Speaking of, I once loaned out a kilt to guy for an event. When I got it back, he told me about all the fun he and this girlfriend had with it. (i.e head under kilt kind of fun).