I'll end up a lot more than "regimental" if I don't get a smaller kilt (waist, not length. I don't need a mini-kilt). That thing is barely hanging on. One good tug and it's coming down.
A)The incredible shrinking Ferg? Are you buffing up and slimming down? B)One good tug and it's coming down--is that your pickup line for the gal you're dating?
--Fergie /How come it is women can stick their hands up a strange guys kilt, but if I did that I'd get arrested? //I guess that is only if the woman protests. ///Can't unwelcomingly grope the willing.---And now you've stolen MY pickup line!
Hopefully you got after that Monday to-do list. I am taking a break from mine...
B)One good tug and it's coming down--is that your pickup line for the gal you're dating? 
