I'm feeling much better. Thanks for asking. That will teach me to take payment in alcohol instead of cash.

I'll end up a lot more than "regimental" if I don't get a smaller kilt (waist, not length. I don't need a mini-kilt). That thing is barely hanging on. One good tug and it's coming down.

My frisk level was pretty high on Saturday night. Sunday morning... not so much.

My Monday is going well. I have a lot to do today. And I should be doing it.

--Fergie
/How come it is women can stick their hands up a strange guys kilt, but if I did that I'd get arrested?
//I guess that is only if the woman protests.
///Can't unwelcomingly grope the willing.