"4month old doberman pincher."

"We were looking for a small dog and he is one small cute dog."

Is he a mini pin?

If not... http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/doberman.htm

Scroll to weight.

"But he is very...crazy, I want a lazier dog, to match my personality..."

Dobermans.. if trained right.. match you 110%. Never find a more loyal dog. They would die for you..

Mini Pins.. are just a pain in the as$. I have one I will send to you.. if you are interested. Think BIG DOG.. little body. Kinda sounds like your H.

"I told him if he wants to be with the kids he should make sure their mom loves him. He got the point..."

"Crazy Talk" wins?

What is SAP hotel?


Relax
Eat
Think
Act normal
React.. Smartly.
Do something different.
Emulate.
Do Work.

Lets get "RETARDED" in here.