Hey Sol, I’m looking through your video games, you’ve got quite the collection! Who wants to play, let’s see what Sol’s got here, Hmm...
“Are You Smarter Than Your Wife’s Attorney”, “The Incredible Sulk”, “Divorce Court Hero”, “LEGO: Rebuild Your Life”, “Monster Mayhem: The Ex Is Coming To Visit”, “Ice Age: Dawn of The Separation Agreement”, “Sponge Bob: Rung Out To Dry”, “Super Smash Brothers Brawl: The Relationship Memory Game”, “WWE: WAS vs LBS 2010”, “Road Kill: The LBS version”, “Where’s My Bank Account Gone- Bilingual Edition”, “Sleepover Party: Catching Her In The Act”, “Lord Of The Rings: The Pawn Shop Edition”, “NASCAR Challenge: Watching Your Marriage Just Flash On By”, “The Price Is Right: What Will Get Her Out Of Your Life Edition”
Wow, what to play first! And BND, get your hands off my butt NOW!!!
OK, I'm going out on a beer run...hey, who let Sol's skunk in the house, he always keeps it in the yard. Oh well, it seems tame enough. I'll be boch or bach or back, however Arnie says it!
Sorry I took so long. I went out for booze and found myself sitting in a church service. It's all a big blur now! Btw, the church was all out of tequila, used it all up for Communion last week. I scored some wafers though. Party on!
Hold on, I'm having a vision. I see layers of bean dip, avocado, seasoned sour cream, olives, tomatoes, green onions and cheese. "But what's it called Lord!" I was just looking at the church bulletin and apparently they're having a series for singles entitled "So You Think You Can Date"...I swear, I'm not making this up! Honest. The first session is "It's Just Coffee...isn't it?" Don't wanna miss that one, "just coffee" put me in a very strange situation around the time of my separation...maybe I'm the guest speaker, who knows! And now, back to Sol's frat party....whooppee!
Let's get some music on, here's Sol's CD collection:
Love Stinks - J. Geils Band Goodbye To You - Scandal I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles You're So Vain - Carly Simon The Thrill Is Gone - B.B. King Time For Me To Fly - REO Speedwagon Release Me - Engelbert Humperdinck Sail On - Commodores Harden My Heart - Quarterflash I Hate Myself For Loving You - Joan Jett and The Blackhearts Whatever Will Be, Will Be (Que Sera, Sera) - Doris Day Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) - Travis Tritt Jive Talkin' - The Bee Gees Let's Call The Whole Thing Off - Harry Connick, Jr. Lonesome Loser - Little River Band
