Divorced, Dating, and Parenting

[bright_new_day]

Aw WII....I was really hoping to tatoo you first. I am pretty good with tools, I am sure I can figure it out...
So where's my blackberry margarita?!

[whatisis]

Hey, I said butts, you're not touching my tool! It's not that kind of frat party

[bright_new_day]

I plan on using SOL's tool on your butt!!! LOL Wow, that souns even worse.....I need another margarita please!

[whatisis]

I'll be right out, BND. I'm just in the washroom shaving my butt, do I use aftershave when I'm done? I'm new to the tatoo game.

[bright_new_day]

I am guessing that I would be happier if you used aftershave!!!! But you may feel a slight stinging sensation! So have you picked the design yet.....maybe "this end up" or would you prefer "do not enter"!!!!! LOL

[whatisis]

BND, would a bad case of razor burn effect our plans in any way? Not sayin' I have one, just askin'

[bright_new_day]

As long as it is just on one side we can do one side now....one side later! Maybe we'll tatoo "keep right" or left as the case may be! LOL

[Daybreak]

You mean like the "Yea" and "No" on the steer that Alex Karras rode in Blazing Saddles?

[bright_new_day]

Sounds similar...I'm just waiting for WII to decide what he wants it to say....any other suggestions out there? Maybe just a STOP sign.

[whatisis]

OK, I've been checking out road signs for my butt tatoo, how about one of the following:

Rough Road,
Slippery When Wet,
Dead End,
Theatre Entrance.

The black writing on a yellow background is very attractive!

How about I sell advertising space to help pay for my kids braces? How about "this butt's for you"...catchy, ain't it!