Oh, aaand this is what he said about the contract I wrote up (in lieu of a divorce to secure child support): it's like I'm making him pull the trigger on the divorce.

What? I specifically told him the contract was in place of the divorce! His mom was even like, "I didn't know what he meant. He must not understand. . ."

So I'm emailing him tomorrow to get the discussion going about child support. We'll see what happens.