Just found out she already filed

[Gardener]

whatisis,

I babysat when my STBX went to the Orient with her lover, she even called me to ask what I'd like her to bring back for me. I almost said "your friends head in a bag would be really nice"

and to think I just gave Smiley's Person a retroactve Belly-Laugh Of The Day Award Guess, I'll have to break precedent, bend the rules, and award two!