"All rise"

[25yearsmlc]

First, I think Batchitt is spelled with 2 t's...just sayin'...

and here is a fav line from an ex bf who broke up with me but had been bopping someone else for some time...and wanted to be intimate AFTER dropping a bomb...said
"IS THIS GOING TO PUT A DAMPER ON THE EVENING??" ("Why no, no damper. Nothing makes me hornier than getting dumped by you...shoot, it's a turn on for sure").

Anyone hear the "I've Been miserable for YEARS", "was NEVER happy" and or "I Only SEEMED happy to please everyone else" lines?

Love the secret misery line that revises an entire marital history. Also amnesia about things said and not said. Discussions about staying at home with birth of 3rd child and giving up partnership at major law firm is converted into "I do all the working...no one else does" and zero recall of HIS suggestion....oh well, they have to forget, or be responsible. Getting behind on finances b/c of their unilateral choices and having THEM complain that they are broke b/c.......of all the "costs of everything". (No, you stopped working, went exploring & plowed through our savings without telling me and now you are whining about how far behind WE are...(sigh))

For some odd reason, It does help to know there's a script out there with about 5 versions... and that we are not alone.
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