"I am not having an affair anymore because it isn't a secret." @Kat

I heard this one^, too!

My all time favorite was @ my birthday dinner, throughout which my H spent looking past me;

"You're just angry that I'm still boffing(sp?) that woman." crazy

Date of separation 4/23/07

DB under Warm&Sunny 4/07

married 9 yrs

sons 6yr & 17yr