Hah. Great stuff. More:

  • Going to study at the library when the house is empty, well, you'd better look into it
  • Vein stripping, botox and a new bellybutton ring are NOT for YOU even when they say that it is
  • When going out with the girls is cancelled 3 days in a row for lack of a babysitter, you'd better check into it
  • Paying a bill at Victoria's Secret at the mall at 9 PM, well, you'd better check into why she even has a bill there
  • If you wife leaves the house with her panties sticking out of the top of her jeans, you'd better look into it
  • If your wife switches from overalls to white miniskirts that you can see through, you'd better look into it
  • If your wife goes from a medium to an XS, gets a personal trainer and starts carrying her stuff around on her shoulder in the house, you'd better check into it.


FIB


Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11)
Bomb 05/19/06 Original thread http://tinyurl.com/yg2ou2t
Last anniversary 04/25/10, Divorced 5/12/10
Status: Loving father of 2 beautiful children;