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WCW #1983239 04/16/10 03:49 AM
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LGs in the state of NY have no say in who gets custody. She met with our kids multiple times and simply chatted with them. They have no special training or special degrees in child psychology. The LG by FAR was not, IMO, impartial. She clearly sided with my W and at one point said, "if I could, I would award as much money as I could to the wife because it only benefits the kids."

Well, what the F am I gonna do with the money? I'm gonna use it on my kids too and probably MORE SO than STBXW. She has already gone to a Nissan dealership.

Back to the penis song.

FIB


Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11)
Bomb 05/19/06 Original thread http://tinyurl.com/yg2ou2t
Last anniversary 04/25/10, Divorced 5/12/10
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must "over-COME" inertia at all costs...

just to keep the topic light b/c God knows, FIB needs to...(and F* that LG-she's a man hating idiot, who can't recognize a batchitt light bulb when it glows in the dark)...

okay, for now, here are a couple other add ons to the WAS/ MLC/ DB winner's column:

Closing computers so fast the top breaks off, is NOT b/c they "want to save energy", but b/c they don't want you to see their new personal ad on match.com

[i]"It not you, it's me "[/i] (ACCEPT THIS, FOR IT IS TRUE, IT IS THEM!)

"Kids are resilient, I need to discover my potential and who I am" -- is bass ackwards TOTAL BS for it is we adults who are resilient, and our children who need to discover THEIR potential...

"I didn't mean for it to happen"-while perhaps true, it also applies to most murderers and rapists (or so my clients told me.)

And anyway, so what? cool

That's it for now...
j-


M: 57 H: 60
M: 35 yrs
S30,D28,D19
H off to Alaska 2006
Recon 7/07- 8/08
*2016*
X = "ALASKA 2.0"
GROUND HOG DAY
I File D 10/16
OW
DIV 2/26/2018
X marries OW 5/2016

= CLOSURE 4 ME
Embrace the Change
25yearsmlc #1983346 04/16/10 12:37 PM
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How about...

"I knew the first year we were married (of a 20+ year marriage of course...he, he, he) that we were wrong for each other."

In the words of Adam Sandler's character in Big Daddy, "Well THAT would have been a good thing to know!"


Or maybe this one which comes on the heels of a fling with a 21 year old and snookering your stbx husband and boys into a Thanksgiving weekend with HER family which she promptly failed to show for, choosing instead a long weekend away (hell, 500 MILES away) with her newly discovered "soulmate"...


"I just know we can still be friends, still do things together with the boys. I never saw us as being like some of those couples who divorce and are so nasty to each other."


Uhm...WHAT?! A male friend who would do me like that would get decked. And wouldn't be a friend anymore.



Best phrase for those who have slipped over to the dark side is definitely BATCHIT CRAZY.



Insanity....there is no other explanation.



Peace FIB,


Bill


"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."
Bworl #1983374 04/16/10 01:32 PM
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Hah. Great stuff. More:

  • Going to study at the library when the house is empty, well, you'd better look into it
  • Vein stripping, botox and a new bellybutton ring are NOT for YOU even when they say that it is
  • When going out with the girls is cancelled 3 days in a row for lack of a babysitter, you'd better check into it
  • Paying a bill at Victoria's Secret at the mall at 9 PM, well, you'd better check into why she even has a bill there
  • If you wife leaves the house with her panties sticking out of the top of her jeans, you'd better look into it
  • If your wife switches from overalls to white miniskirts that you can see through, you'd better look into it
  • If your wife goes from a medium to an XS, gets a personal trainer and starts carrying her stuff around on her shoulder in the house, you'd better check into it.


FIB


Me 55; XW 47; 2 kids (S13, D11)
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..and my favorite:
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Our whole marriage was a lie.


FIB


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My Favorite...

I don't FEEL married anymore so my friendship (relationship with OW) is not your business."


"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." Jon Kabat-Zinn

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My favorite...

I think that I will be with Ed (OM who turns 70 soon) for maybe 10 years until he dies, and then if you are still available, I may return to you.

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Originally Posted By: KerryK
My favorite...

I think that I will be with Ed (OM who turns 70 soon) for maybe 10 years until he dies, and then if you are still available, I may return to you.


Did you tell her that you considered yourself very lucky and would wait with baited breath?! LOL


"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." Jon Kabat-Zinn

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My favorite...

I am not having an affair anymore because it isn't a secret.

kat


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S24, S21, D18, D17
Just keep swimming, Just keep swimming. Dory
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How about "it's not an affair. because she said she doesn't DO affairs. besides, I told you yesterday that I was through with this marriage."


M60
H52
D20
M14 yrs
OW-old gf from 1986
bomb-5/18/08
H filed for D-9/10/08
D final 4/24/09
xH remarried (not OW) 2012
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