"I knew the first year we were married (of a 20+ year marriage of course...he, he, he) that we were wrong for each other."
In the words of Adam Sandler's character in Big Daddy, "Well THAT would have been a good thing to know!"
Or maybe this one which comes on the heels of a fling with a 21 year old and snookering your stbx husband and boys into a Thanksgiving weekend with HER family which she promptly failed to show for, choosing instead a long weekend away (hell, 500 MILES away) with her newly discovered "soulmate"...
"I just know we can still be friends, still do things together with the boys. I never saw us as being like some of those couples who divorce and are so nasty to each other."
Uhm...WHAT?! A male friend who would do me like that would get decked. And wouldn't be a friend anymore.
Best phrase for those who have slipped over to the dark side is definitely BATCHIT CRAZY.
Insanity....there is no other explanation.
Peace FIB,
Bill
"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."
